In Dublin's fair city
Where the girls are so pretty
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone
As she wheeled her wheelbarrow*
Through streets broad and narrow
Crying Cockles(testicles) and Mussels(semen?) Alive, Alive, OH
How are thou, thou globby (saucy, dripping, gooey, or sloppy. Usually pertaining to food with high-fat concentrations.) bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil.
Come and get one in the yarbles (testicle), if you have any yarbles you unic (A man without testicles) jelly thou.
She came towards me with the light like it was the like light of heavenly grace, and the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I would like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage.
A bit tired may be best not to say more.
Bedways is rigthways now, so best we go homeways and get a bit of spatchka.
I was cured alright.
*(intercourse standing up against a wall. The man holes the woman's legs apart, like a wheelbarrow)
